NFL
By: Greg Rector
Hello Bills Mafia;
The Dallas Cowboys are coming to your lovely city on Sunday afternoon and their intentions will be crystal clear. The Dallas Cowboys intend to beat your beloved Buffalo Bills. Remember the good old days of the Bills going to four straight losses in Super Bowl games? Yes, Bills Mafia the Dallas Cowboys intend on beating your team soundly just like they did in Super Bowl XXVII. You all remember the 52-17 beatdown you all took right? Or it might only be like the second Super Bowl game where you lost 30-13. Either way, come Sunday afternoon in the 2023 NFL season the Buffalo Bills are going to lose.
Dallas Cowboys Defense
Hello Josh Allen, you turnover machine the Dallas Cowboys defense is coming to town and they love to take away the football by fumbles or interceptions. Go ahead Josh Allen and throw the football to Stephon Diggs because Daron Bland is anxious for his sixth pick-six of the 2023 NFL season. Go ahead and try Gabe Davis on the other side of the field and Steven Gilmore will knock the ball away from him. Oh, and this game won’t be in a blizzard as you so hoped for Bill Mafia.
Micah Parsons is the ONLY NFL player to start his career with 12.5 sacks or more to begin his career within three seasons. You see Reggie White was a player in the USFL before his NFL career started. Add in Demarcus Lawrence Osa Odigizuwa Dorance Armstrong and Sam Williams who want to sack you Josh Allen but more importantly, they will all be limiting the usage of your legs as well Josh Alllen.
The Buffalo Bills aren’t anywhere near as scary as their Bills Mafia fans make them out to be. The Buffalo Bills need to be scared of what the 2023 Dallas Cowboys defense can do to an opponent. Notice I didn’t mention the safties or the other linebackers? They’ll be all over your tight ends including rookie Dalton Kincaid.
Sorry Bills Mafia but this Dallas Cowboys defense also needs to prove how well they can play away from AT&T Stadium and they will prove the fact to you and any of the rest of the critics out there on social media and sports television.
Dallas Cowboys Offense
Sorry Bills Mafia this isn’t the Kansas City Chiefs with receivers who drop passes and line up clearly offsides. Say hello to Ceedee Lamb Brandin Cooks Michael Gallup Kavonte Turpin and tight end Jake “The Enforcer” Ferguson. Oh and don’t forget Tony Pollard who is good at catching passes out of the backfield.
Better yet Bills Mafia is the leading candidate to win the regular season NFL MVP Award is Dak Prescott. That’s right Bills Mafia and Dak Prescott who has been on fire lately in case you’re all still hung up on your quarterback. See Dak hasn’t had any issues at all with interceptions, unlike last season. That role belongs to the Buffalo Bills and your quarterback.
This Dallas Cowboys offense has been playing great football and I don’t see that ending with the visit to upstate New York.
Tyron Smith has given up just 10 pressures and given up NO quarterback sacks. Tyler Smith is playing great football and Zach Martin has been phenomenal as usual. This Dallas Cowboys offensive line has been together and they’ve played great. So Ed Oliver Greg Rousseau and AJ Epenesa I have a very long game for you even at your home.
My Prediction
This group of Dallas Cowboys wasn’t celebrating like crazy after beating the hated Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday night. This team knows what folks want to see happen to them who aren’t in Cowboys Nation. I don’t see this group having a bad game against the Buffalo Bills. I have the Dallas Cowboys beating the Buffalo Bills by a score of 31-17.
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